[Mellie]: ::dusts off the tables and makes a face:: Ugh this place is a mess, it's like we
haven't cleaned in forever!
[Katy]: That's because we haven't....
[Mellie]: *gasp!* KATY! Am I the only one who cares? Anyway! I'm Mellie, your bitchy and
yet very sexy hostess! ^_^
[Katy]:I'm the other bitchy hostess...although I'm not as bad as Mellie..^.^ ::points to
the bar:: over there is Aaron-bro, even though he lost aol I managed to get him to come
back to work here as my personal bitch assistant. ::motions to the booth:: over there
is...
[Mellie]: No one...this place was deserted...::Sweatdrops::
|
Don't you just hate when all those little things in life annoy you? Don't you just wanna smack someone sometimes? Well, my best advice is don't keep it all inside! Let it all out! No, I don't mean go punch the hell outa that person...but then again, that would be nice.::smirks:: I invite you to come here, please join us at bitching at everything that bugs us. ::grins:: |
Congrats! You're the brave soul that has dared
to enter this place ever since 11/19/97.
Katy : Hi! ::runs and pounces Aaron cow bro behind the bar:: BWAAAAH! I never see you anymore! All you ever do is work work work ::sniffle:: I miss that special drink that you make... can ya make one for me? OOH! I almost forgot! ::grabs arrow ballie and twaps him on the head:: HAAAPPYYYYYY SOON TO BE BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! ::punches him 18 times:: =O)! Doh ::turns back to you:: *ahem* I just wanted to let you know, Mellie is the brains behind it all! The Bitch Cafe was her idea! ^_^ go to Honorable Mentions
Mellie: Yo ::peace sign:: I'm Mellie, The Brains Behind It All™. Welcome to our cafe. ::peers around:: Well...uhm...since you appear to be our -only- customer at the moment, head on over to the bar for a special drink. ^_^ it's on the house. ::nodnod and starts mumbling to herself:: are we really this pathetic that no one comes here anymore? Oi oi...this place is a mess...we have no friends...bwaah...::ahem:: I mean....uh...
Aaron: ::standing behind the bar, mixing furiously:: Hi! I'm Aaron, better known as Arrow-bro to all you out there who remember me from my AOL days. I'm just here cuz, you know, every good bar has to have a hot guy mixing drinks behind the counter, hehe. Also, I wipe up the experimental coffee from the counter when my poor victims - oh, I mean customers - spit it out. As you can see, I'm also VERY chatty. Katy usually has to shut me up, heehee. So, have a croissant! And how's about a caramel mocha michilada with a twist of lime and salt? Don't forget the tapioca! ::slides a steaming glass across the bar to Katy:: Here ya go! I'll always make time to mix you my special drinks! ::to the customers (you!):: Remember to drink up and drink hard or I'll bitch so hard you'll learn why this is the Bitch Cafe!!!
Sign My
Guestbook View My
Guestbook 
Here's a few places to go to inside our cafe :
The Bitching Corner
Poems!
Junk, funnies!
Bitch o'z Music World
This page will self destruct in 5 seconds so hurry up!! follow fat azz outa here
Got questions, comments, praise, bitching, professions of undying love, death threats,
etc...? Write to us at Runners of this
place!
(Aaron: Actually, just direct the death threats to Katy, hehe...
Katy: Oh no you don't! write to ArrowTrue
If I have to die, you're comming with me too!
Mellie: Hey...don't leave me out or nothing...I wanna die too write me (now you can't get rid of me no matter how hard you
try...nyaa nyaa)
Katy:::blinku:: Professions of undying love?!! are..you..WACKED Cow-bro o.O;! Bwah!
*don't* sent it to me! ._.
Mellie: hey now only *certain* people can profess their love to me.
Aaron: Well, I'll take love professions from anyone who wants to give it, cuz I'm
that kinda person. :O) (Not that anyone wants to send me any, so never mind -.-)
(please put "Bitch Cafe" in the subject heading or it might not be read...Don'cha just love completely pointless junk-porn mail?)
This page was last edited by
: October 25 by Mellie who finally decided to get off her lazy ass and do something
^_____^
Wanna link this page? please use this banner ^_^
http://members.tripod.com/~MajinCafe/bcafe.JPG
